I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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