it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my being single is dangerous.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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