Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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