Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We need to get me chipped asap
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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