I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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