i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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