he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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