I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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