I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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