I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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