I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
