There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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