So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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