Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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