He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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