Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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