They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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