peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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