'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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