just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?