Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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