i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's shark week go big or go home
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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