Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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