How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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