I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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