is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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