why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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