flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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