i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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