Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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