Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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