So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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