playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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