I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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