god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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