Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
