new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
My feet surprised me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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