I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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