You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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