lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.