So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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