I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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