some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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