2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize