You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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