What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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