I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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