Just fell off a train. Bad.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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