The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so explain again why im purple
no
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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