Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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