That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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