I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is the high leading the old right now
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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