I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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